¡Hello babies! It is I, Gigliola, lowculture‘s one and ONLY correspondent of the Eurovisión. It pleases myself to be the unique person who is disclosing for you of the competition this year – if the editors were ever to contract some other, I fear that might lead me to the murder. I am moved on [...]
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¡Hello babies! How is it that you are in this more glorious week of the Eurovisión? It is I, Gigliola, Your Eurovision Expert! I am grieved that has taken so long to disclose goings-on of the competition relative to this year, but the authorities in Greece have shut me up for many months. This followed [...]
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Hello babies! He was right – I am so excited by the line-up to this year of the BRITISH competitors of the Eurovisión that I had to be given the tranquilliser of the horse and being blocked in a padded cell for the weekend. The news that grieves me most is that my old enemy [...]
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Hello Babies! She is I, Gigliola, Your Eurovision Expert, and I have returned again to bring all the last news to him of the competition of the song of the Eurovisión. Can you believe it has been a whole year since they expelled to me from the BBC Centre of Television got trying to touch [...]
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Just when you thought it was safe to forget about a certain Song Contest for another year, Gigliola, Your Eurovision Expert, has turned up again. Her English seems to be getting better, don’t you think? Hello babies! At last, they have sent me free of the Turkish prison, where I sat from the night before [...]
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This year, we are delighted to introduce the newest member of the lowculture writing team, recruited to make our Eurovison coverage better than ever. Her name is Gigliola, arts correspondent of the popular Spanish daily newspaper, La Cultura Baja. Her Eurovision credentials are impeccable – she was born on the day of the 1964 contest [...]
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