the tenth birthday website
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Happy birthday to us!

Just when you thought it was safe to go back on the internet, lowculture is back, to celebrate the site’s 10th birthday. We’re starting off with a selection of posts from the first year of the site, but there will be NEW things soon, as well as more archive rubbish. Hooray! AND! Our original Proboard forum has also been revived. Amazing. Click here to visit the forum.

the latest

The Lowculture Laws of Soap

Our mad messageboard crowd have been listing the laws of soap. This is what they came up with: 1) No matter how poor you claim to be, you will still be able to go to the pub every night and get a round in. 2) All sex will end in simultaneous orgasm, and no one [...]

The dark forces of Mr Udagawa

Odd things are happening in the world of lowculture – we are being haunted by the spirit of Mr Udagawa. As everyone knows, Mr Udagawa was an important Japanese businessman whom Paul Robinson was on a constant mission to impress in Neighbours, circa 1987. The presence of Mr Udagawa set in motion a chain of [...]

TV things you will only understand if you are Scottish

1. Dotaman In which Donnie Macleod would prance around in a manner quite unbecoming a man of his age. Think Timmy Mallet with a beard, talking Gaelic, and singing ludicrous songs of his own devising. Unbelievaby, this is still on! 2. Glen Michael’s Cartoon Cavalcade Freaky Sunday afternoon treat that was on just before Scotsport [...]