Hello Fans!! Since my decision to enter next year’s Eurovision Song Contest to relaunch my INTERNATIONAL POP CAREER, I have taken myself to all sorts of Eurovision-related events as part of my research. My travels took me to the Maltese National Final Selections in January, where I met two-time Eurovision entrant Chiara. She told me that they key [...]
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CYNDISCOOCH! Eurovision – Your Decision, BBC One, 7.00pm It’s EUROVISION – YOUR DECISION. In other words, if it all goes horribly wrong in Belgrade (likely), then it will be EUROVISION – YOUR FAULT. Frankly, it isn’t worth spending that much time on, so let’s just whiz through the entries and leave it at that. Andy [...]
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In a comment article last week, it was stated that a swift and imminent victory for Justin and Beverle’i’ in Saturday night’s Making Your Mind Up would take place. In fact, that victory was actually taken by Cyndi Scooch. It is the policy of lowculture to correct significant errors as soon as possible, and so [...]
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