Stop me if you’ve heard this one: There’s these celebrities, right, and they’re best-known for doing one thing, right, only they’re being asked to do a slightly different thing. Ah, who says variety’s dead? Anyway this one’s called Popstar to Operastar because operastar is totally a real word. The lineup includes Jimmy Osmond, that one [...]
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MYLEENEWATCH It’s Myleene’s world; we just live in it. Not content with the continuing success of her quest to own a majority share of the UK’s television presenting market and ultimately force a takeover bid, Myleene Klass has apparently got global domination in her sights, as she takes on the hosting duties for the second [...]
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MYLEENEWATCH Either the new M&S campaign is a very self-aware comment on Myleene’s omnipresence, or what we all suspected about her being a clone was true…
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MYLEENEWATCH So, far be it from me to act like some kind of state-appointed nanny, but it did seem it was high time somebody kept an eye on what Myleene Klass was up to (on television, I mean; I don’t intend to sit outside her house wearing a balaclava and staring through a telescope – [...]
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MYLEENEWATCH Tonight sees the launch of the all new 10 Years Younger Colon The Challenge, with Myleene Klass having deposed former hag-in-chief Nicky Hambleton-Jones, who has gone off to do…something else. Hopefully far away from television cameras. Anyway, since Myleene’s gradual campaign to take over the entirety of television gathers apace, I thought it only [...]
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