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SHOES! Lipstick Jungle, Living, 10pm
Oh, hello. I’m dreamy Andrew McCarthy from the 1980s. Before you start to have an existential freak-out on account of the fact that I’m quite old these days, allow me to hold you in my superintense steely blue stare while I tell you about my quite good new show. Well, it’s [...]
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HOMOEROTICISM! Make Me a Supermodel US, Living, 9.00pm
I write this preview with a small caveat: I don’t have Living (curse my penny-pinching flatmates who are perfectly happy with Freeview), so I only have the listings to guide me in the knowledge that I’m writing about the correct episode. So I think this is the [...]
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EXERCISE! Diet on the Dancefloor, Living, 9.00pm
I’d be the first person to admit that this does not sound at all promising on paper – a cross between Strictly Come Dancing and The Biggest Loser where contestants have to stick to a healthy diet and exercise plan while simultaneously learning how to dance in the hope [...]
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THIN! Extreme: Skinny Celebrity Mums 2, Living, 8.00pm
I have my suspicions that this may well be the worst week for television since records began, at least in terms of there being new, interesting things to write about. Because frankly, there is bugger all on this week unless you’re particularly interested in sport, which I [...]
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FIERCE! America’s Next Top Model, Living, 8.00pm
WARNING: We will be discussing, at length, the elimination from last night’s episode of America’s Next Top Model, so if you haven’t seen it yet, or were planning to watch tonight and don’t wish to be spoiled, don’t read beyond this paragraph because we’re going to give everything away. [...]
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MILITARY! Army Wives, Living, 8.00pm
Before you get too excited, this isn’t the near-mythical ITV series from the makers of Footballers’ Wives set on an army base and starring Zoe Lucker and Jeremy Sheffield. Though the two series may have shared a working title at some point, the ITV one eventually got titled Bombshell and [...]
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PARANORMAL! Moonlight, Living, 10.00pm
Picture the scene: there’s this private detective, right? And he also happens to be a vampire. You’re picturing Angel, aren’t you? Nope, guess again. If you happen to be reading this site from Canada (hi there!), you might be thinking of Blood Ties. But nope, not that [...]
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SMOKY EYE! America’s Next Top Model, Living, 9.00pm
If there’s one thing we admire about Tyra Banks, it’s her vast collection of wigs her impressive talent for self-promotion the way she screamed at Tiffany in cycle four her dogged determination that through this show, she will uncover a world-class modelling talent, despite eight seasons worth of [...]
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I saw them perform it "live" on GMTV this morning and I nearly spluttered out my tea. 