FIRE! Neighbours, Five, 1.40pm, 5.35pm; Five Life 7.00pm Have you noticed something about the cast of Neighbours lately? That’s right, there are millions of them, and not all of them neccessary. So it’s surely time for a spot of cast culling… Those of you who saw last night’s episode will know that it ended on [...]
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DEPARTURES! Neighbours, Five, 1.45pm and 5.30pm, Five Life, 7.00pm As with all the soaps, Neighbours is still slightly floundering at the moment. It’s a darn sight better than it was a few months ago, granted, but it hasn’t reached anything near the heights of amazingness of the days of Izzy, RobRob and co. There have [...]
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CALAMITY! Neighbours, Five, 1.45pm, 5.30pm, 5.10 am; Five Life, 7.00pmWe are pleased to see that the writers and producers of Neighbours take the advice of lowculture seriously. We refer you back to December 10, 2007, when we gave them a list of tips to make the show better. Our tips included:ยป Axe Ned (we don’t [...]
CONTEST! Recipe for Success, BBC Two, 5.15pm CONTESCO! Breaking Into Tesco, Five Life, 9.00pm So last week saw the finale of Masterchef (About which: Ha! Johnny made a chocolate fondant! Fool!) and new series of Celebrity Masterchef and Great British Menu are yet to begin. What, then, is telly doing to fill the foodie gap [...]
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RETURNING! Neighbours, Five, 1.45pm, 5.30pm, 5.10am, Five Life, 7.00pm One of the great things about Neighbours is that whenever a favourite character leaves, there is always a good chance you’ll see them again. Even if they die. (See also: Home and Away, EastEnders, Emmerdale). Tonight sees the return of an old favourite, Libby Kennedy. Libby [...]
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ARRIVED! Neighbours, Five, 1:45pm, 5:30pm, 5:10am and Five Life, 7pm Was it only this time on Friday that we were blubbering like big girlies at the loss of Neighbours from the Beeb? Well, we are so over that now, because Neighbours on five is going to be great. For one thing, they have kept(ish) its [...]
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BACK! Love My Way, Five Life, 9.00pm We seem to recall recommending this quite highly when the first series was being shown on Five Life around about the time that the channel launched, largely on the basis of it sharing some of its behind-the-scenes staff and on-screen cast with the decidedly awesome Oz flatsharing drama [...]
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THIN! The Truth About Size Zero, ITV1, 9.00pm There’s no shortage of programmes lining up to tell us that losing a lot of weight in a short space of time might be a very bad idea (gee, you think?) right now, but we felt compelled to single out this one in particular because the person [...]
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